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The Janitor on Scrubs basically got to make up his own lines

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Neil Flynn will likely spend the rest of his professional career being known as “that guy from Scrubs“. Which is kind of fair considering that he owned the role of the Janitor on that show so hard they didn’t even bother writing lines for him. 

Alfred, the turd throwing hero gorilla of Bristol

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For almost 2 decades during the early 20th century the star attraction of Bristol zoo was a big-ass gorilla called Alfred. During his lifetime the hulking ape earned himself countless fans and admirers by basically acting like a giant lovable asshole to everyone who walked past his enclosure and sometimes by throwing his turds at them. 

James Bond Doesn’t Like Sony Phones

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As of recently, product placement in movies has been getting all kinds of ridiculous, Jurassic World for example contained so much ham-fisted product placement it nearly ruined the entire movie. A notable offender for egregious product placement are the James Bond movies, which sold out noticeable harder than usual for Spectre, much to the annoyance of Daniel Craig. 

Gordon Ramsay Doesn’t Give a F**k

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Continuing with our series of articles discussing people from across history who were given an large empty sack labelled “fucks” at birth and proceeded to spend their lifetime sharing that fact with the world, today is the turn of Gordon “Fucking” Ramsay. 

The figure skater who got in trouble for loving kung fu

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Figure skaters are capable of some frankly astonishing feats of athleticism and are surprisingly graceful given that they essentially fly around on slick ice that they’re stabbing with their feet. As if figure skaters don’t have enough shit to worry about, they’re forced to spend the time immediately after a performance standing around looking like a lemon.