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The Golden Eagle Sounds Like a Puppy

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Photo credit: Igor Shpilenok, creative commons

The golden eagle is basically a cross between a falcon and a Swiss army knife coated in Kryptonite, by which we mean it can kill anything for any reason, because fuck you. According to ornithologists (bird nerds) it is easily one of the most dangerous and formidable birds in existence. According to those same nerds, it also sounds like a complete fucking nerd. 

Michael Bay Got Million of People to Drink Milk

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Michael Bay is mostly known for two things, making stupid movies and making really stupid movies. His IMDB profile reads like the kind of DVD collection you’d find in the house of a 13-year-old who stole their parent’s credit card. But nestled at the bottom of his profile page is a credit that has earned him near universal critical acclaim and he freaking hates it.

The Explorer Who Cut Off His Own Fingers

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According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Ranulph Fiennes is the world’s greatest living explorer. According to us, he’s a Liam Neeson character who escaped from the realm of film to punch our world in the dick. 

The Man Who Wrote His Daughter’s Name on the Moon

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Eugene Cernan may not be the first name that leaps to mind when you hear the words “man who walked on the moon” but it certainly should be after you hear what he did when he went up there. 

The Horseshoe Crab, the Alien Crab With Golden Blood

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Image credit: Uwe Kils, Wikimedia commons

The horseshoe crab is what you’d get if you asked H. R. Giger to draw you an Alien Facehugger with a bulletproof vest. It’s an alien, almost evil looking creature that has probably done more for humanity than any of us could ever hope to dream.