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Angus MacAskill – The guy taller (and stronger) than the fucking Mountain

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At 7ft 9 inches, Angus MacAskill is, as far as we know, the tallest true giant to have ever lived. For anyone unfamiliar with the term “true giant” it essentially means that MacAskill’s extreme height wasn’t caused by a genetic abnormality of some kind and as such, he suffered no ill effects as a result of being so damn tall. As if holding this record wasn’t enough, MacAskill possessed the equivalent strength of a man his size, which just so happened to also make him one of the strongest human beings to walk the face of the Earth. You know, because that’s fair.

How Elsa’s theme song helped her become the hero of Frozen

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Let It Go is so stubbornly catchy that listening to it on Spotify automatically installs Pokemon Go onto whatever device you’re holding. In addition to selling like 10 million records, the song is also notable for being so good it basically changed the entire plot of Frozen

The Stupid Reason We’ll Never See a Battle Royale Remake

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With a solid 86% on Rotten Tomatoes and a cult following so intense it’s required watching when you join Scientology, Battle Royale is arguably one of the best movies in which teenagers try to kill each other, a genre that against all of the odds, is for some reason really popular with teenagers these days. Annoyingly, it seems that we’re never going to see an American remake of this movie because of the existence of The Hunger Games movie. 

Frieza Was Inspired by Real Estate Speculators

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Frieza is arguably the best known villain of the Dragon Ball series, an impressive feat considering he looks and acts like a dildo. According to Frieza’s creator, Akira Toriyama, the diminutive villain was partially inspired by two seemingly contrasting things, monsters and dipshits in suits. 

That Time Fall Out Boy Tried (and Failed) to Change Their Name

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Depending on how much of an asshole you are,  you either know Fall Out Boy as that band who sung Sugar We’re Going Down or that band that used to be good before they sold out. Whether you love them or hate them, there’s no denying that the band has found and exploited the shit out of a niche, but we’re not here to talk about that, we’re here to talk about their stupid name.