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That Time The Duke of Wellington Did The Carlton Dance

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Since we’re almost positive everyone reading this is aware of who both the Duke of Wellington and Carlton Bank are (the demographic info for this site is amazing) we’re just going to say that the Iron Duke once danced a dance remarkably similar to the Carlton dance when he heard that Napoleon had abdicated.

The actor so sexy Hollywood didn’t know how to handle it

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Different men react in different ways when they’re confronted by a superior specimen of manliness. Some men stand in awe, some get angry and if reactions to Sessue Hayakawa’s famed in the early 20th century are to be believed, some men just can’t fucking deal. 

Jurassic Park’s dinosaur supervisor thought he did a great job

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Phil Tippet is a big-dicked stop motion artist and special effects guru with an IMDB page longer than a limosuine shaped dildo. Although Tippett has worked on dozens of films over the years most people know him as the Dinosaur Supervisor from Jurassic Park. A job Tippett thinks he did really well, you know, even though all of the dinosaurs escaped. 

That time they rebuilt an entire set just to shoot an actor some more

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Perhaps no character in fiction dies quite as hard as Mr Kinney in RoboCop does. A guy, who for anyone who doesn’t remember get shot like 80,000 times in the chest, dick and face by a bipedal robot with gun-hands. A death it would later emerge, wasn’t anywhere near gory enough for director Paul Verhoeven who called the actor playing Kinney back just to shoot him again. 

The TV show that was cancelled for being too funny

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TV networks cancel good TV shows all of the time, usually for very, very stupid reasons. However perhaps no network has ever fucked up harder than ABC when they cancelled Police Squad! because one executive thought audiences were too stupid too keep up with the number of jokes the show told.