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There’s an entire game about stolen embryos from Jurassic Park

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Jurassic Park is a masterpiece of modern cinema that helped define the modern blockbuster. However, this doesn’t necessarily mean the film is without its faults or unresolved plot points, one of which is the ultimate fate of the dinosaur embryos stolen by Dennis Nedry. A plot thread that was resolved in a game almost nobody played in a spectacularly unsatisfying fashion.

That Time Bruce Lee Scared Robin S***less in Front of Batman

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We talk about Bruce Lee a lot on this website, usually for one of two reasons. One, we have a man crush on him and two, we think he’s awesome. For example did you know he once scared Robin shitless in front of Batman. 

Superman can never get dirty, ever

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Superman is a comic character with more powers than an FBI agent playing World of Warcraft, many of which have been ret-conned over the years. However, one power that has been a staple of Superman’s arsenal for years is one that has the bizarre side effect of meaning he can never, ever get dirty. 

Vladimir Putin’s Hilarious Attempts to Proves He’s The Beast Master

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Staged publicity photos are nothing new and prominent individuals the world over use them to try and endear themselves to the public. Now in most of these cases the person in question at least tries to make the image look realistic, Vladimir Putin on the other hand doesn’t give a shit and has taken part in photo ops so obviously staged you could photoshop a boom mic three inches away from his head and they wouldn’t look any less ridiculous. 

How a single word created the Beanie Baby craze

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If you weren’t alive to remember the dark times known only as the Beanie Baby Craze of the 1990’s, one you’re lucky and two, holy fuck-balls was that some crazy shit. Amazingly, the entire craze can be traced back to exactly one decision made by Beanie Baby creator Ty Warner. More specifically, the changing of a single word.