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King Kong doesn’t listen to anybody but Kong

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Given that he’s due to square off against Godzilla in his next film outing, King Kong’s absence from Godzilla: King of the Monsters is a little egregious considering the film’s premise is that every monster in the world is turned against our favourite atomic monster. As it turns out though, Kong didn’t turn up to fight Godzilla because he simply doesn’t give a shit.

One of Marvel’s most dangerous villains, can’t swim

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Tony Masters or The Taskmaster as he’s known to his friends and enemies, is a Marvel character known for being one of the most formidable villains in the entire world. A master martial artist, tactician and assassin, The Taskmaster is noted to be able to do pretty much anything. Except for swim.

One of the most badass character in gaming is scared of vampires

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Within the context of the Metal Gear universe, Big Boss is considered to be the greatest soldier the world has ever known. A fact that is somewhat at odds with information revealed about him during gameplay, like his crippling fear of vampires. 

Bane has memorised every fact in the world

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Bane is DC villain best known for his giant, hulking frame, addiction to turbo-steroids and that one time he snapped Batman’s spine in half. Curiously, despite looking like a brutish thug, Bane possesses one of the keenest minds in the entire DC universe. Which isn’t too bad for a guy whose entire childhood was spent in mega-prison. 

The power of Catholicism lets Robocop be Robocop

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Within the context of the universe he exists in, Robocop is an unkillable cybernetically  enhanced badass with an unflinching devotion to the law, protecting the innocent and uppercutting criminals through plate glass windows. Something he is apparently only able to do thanks to perhaps his best and yet least well known ability, his super-Catholicism.