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DragonForce is Puppy Approved

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DragonForce is best known as that band with that one really fast song in Guitar Hero 3 and over the years they’ve built up a reasonably dedicated following by releasing album after album filled with blisteringly fast, face-melting guitar solos. Apparently, at least one of those guitar solos was only included on the album because the guitarists dog seemed to like it. 

Beethoven Didn’t Give a F**k

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For some people giving a fuck is an action that comes naturally to them and for others it’s something they never fully develop the ability to do for one reason or another. Beethoven was one of the latter, as evidenced by how he reacted to being told what to do by rich dickheads. 

They Put Some Songs in ‘Guitar Hero’ Just to Make You Listen to Them

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Considering how dinky plastic guitars with one button missing are now one of the most common pieces of electrical fauna you encounter in second hand shops, we think it’s pretty safe to say that a lot of people reading this have played at least one Guitar Hero game. Although the developers didn’t originally plan on the game becoming the smash hit it did, they sure as hell made sure that the set-list rocked exactly the right amount.

90’s Spider-man Wasn’t Allowed to Punch People

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While it’s never really made clear in the movies he’s appeared in, Spider-man possess is easily strong enough to kill a person with a single punch thanks to the whole “proportional powers of a spider thing“. Which is presumably why in the animated Spider-man series from the 90’s, the web slinger wasn’t allowed to punch anyone. 

That Time I Made a YouTube Channel

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According to archives of this website, over the past 4 years I’ve written over 600 articles for this website and over the last few weeks I’ve been working to turn them into YouTube videos.