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That time Nic Cage got abs at age 40, for Ghost Rider

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Nic Cage is a man who loves him some comic books, so much so that when the (at the time) 42 year old actor was cast as Ghost Rider he turned down the offer to sit on his ass for 6 months and instead hit the gym to get abs. A set of abs so ridiculous looking that a lot of people assumed they were fake. 

Lemmy was pretty much indestructible

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During his time as a grizzled, undying avatar of non-fuck giving, Lemmy earned a reputation as one of the toughest motherfuckers in rock and roll. A reputation Lemmy was seemingly well aware of, once joking that he was indestructible after it was revealed in 2015 that 5 straight decades of alcohol abuse had, had no apparent effect on him. 

The guitarist who was inspired to shred, by a chicken

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Whilst the name Buckethead might not mean much to the majority of people, amongst guitar aficionados and painfully obnoxious hipsters, it’s known for belonging to one of the most talented and weirdest guitar players in the world. A guitar player who directly credits his guitar playing prowess to chickens. 

None of the Avengers could help looking at Ultron’s dick

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In the MCU, Ulton is 9 foot tall robotic hyper-genius made of an indestructible fictional alloy with a voice that hits the ear like smooth, audible caramel. A voice provided by actor James Spader who was so charismatic the rest of the cast ended up staring directly at Ultron’s penis. 

Michael Jackson Was Actually a Real King

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Micheal Jackson is often referred to as the king of pop as a nod to the amount of dick he crushed under the weight of his album sales, as it turns out, the name was more descriptive than most people realise given Jackson was technically a real King.