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That Time Fall Out Boy Tried (and Failed) to Change Their Name

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Depending on how much of an asshole you are,  you either know Fall Out Boy as that band who sung Sugar We’re Going Down or that band that used to be good before they sold out. Whether you love them or hate them, there’s no denying that the band has found and exploited the shit out of a niche, but we’re not here to talk about that, we’re here to talk about their stupid name.

The Soccer Player Who Became a Safety Spokesman (After Burning Down His House)

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Even if you don’t give a solitary fibre-infused shit about the sport of soccer, we guarantee that you’ll smirk at, at least one story about Mario Balotelli. A player so well known for his off pitch antics he’s unironically called Super Mario by the press and fans.

The Janitor on Scrubs basically got to make up his own lines

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Neil Flynn will likely spend the rest of his professional career being known as “that guy from Scrubs“. Which is kind of fair considering that he owned the role of the Janitor on that show so hard they didn’t even bother writing lines for him. 

Alfred, the turd throwing hero gorilla of Bristol

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For almost 2 decades during the early 20th century the star attraction of Bristol zoo was a big-ass gorilla called Alfred. During his lifetime the hulking ape earned himself countless fans and admirers by basically acting like a giant lovable asshole to everyone who walked past his enclosure and sometimes by throwing his turds at them. 

James Bond Doesn’t Like Sony Phones

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As of recently, product placement in movies has been getting all kinds of ridiculous, Jurassic World for example contained so much ham-fisted product placement it nearly ruined the entire movie. A notable offender for egregious product placement are the James Bond movies, which sold out noticeable harder than usual for Spectre, much to the annoyance of Daniel Craig.