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Peregrine falcons are like tiny missiles

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The peregrine falcon is a creature best known for being literally one of the singular fastest animals on planet Earth. Capable of reaching speeds approaching half the speed of fucking sound, the tiny bird is so exceptionally fast and capable of obliterating a falcon-sized target with unerring accuracy hat it has unironically been compared to a guided missile. 

David Bowie didn’t know how to pronounce his own name

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David Bowie was, to put it simply, a boss-ass big dick legend. Famed throughout the world as a singer, songwriter and large wang owner, there are few people alive today who don’t know David Bowie. Oddly though, few people know how to pronounce his name. Which is fine, because David Bowie didn’t know either. 

The guy who made King Kong just really liked gorillas

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The man largely credited with coming up with the idea of a giant, rampaging super-gorilla is one, Merian C. Cooper. A man it turns out just really, really wanted to see a gorilla fight a dinosaur. 

Chinchillas are too fluffy for their own good

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According to mammal experts and fuzz enthusiasts, the chinchilla possesses, quite literally, the densest and softest fur of any living mammal that resides on dry land. A quirk that means the chinchilla, not unlike a mogwai, can never get wet. 

Giotto of Florence didn’t give a f**k

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When it comes to the world of painting the name Giotto of Florence carries more weight than a dumptruck made of adamantium. A painter and sculptor of near-unrivalled skill, Giotto became a veritable legend amongst his peers thanks in part to the empty sack of fucks he carried with him at all times.