White Guys Can’t Jump is possibly one of the most 90’s movies ever made because it features a pre tax evasion Wesley Snipes, backwards baseball caps and Jeopardy. It also apparently features basketball at some point but we’ve never noticed it because we were too busy looking at Wesley Snipe’s hat.
Like the shambolic, rotted corpses featured in the show, The Walking Dead will never fucking die. Though it’s not like AMC haven’t tried to kill the show, like that time they gave half its budget to Mad Men forcing them to set nearly the entire season on a farm.
Tom Cruise doesn’t exactly have a reputation as the sanest man in Hollywood, even discounting all of that Scientology shit he’s into, Cruise is still considered to be pretty unhinged by even Hollywood’s lax standards because of the utter disregard he seems to show for his own body when it comes to making movies. Like that time he asked a stuntman to try and stab him right in the fucking eye.
Scoring a Batman movie is tough because no matter how much effort you put into creating a memorable, unique soundtrack, it’s never going to be as good as the theme from the 60’s era Adam West show. That said, Hans Zimmer sure as shit tried to cram in as many Easter eggs as he could when he scored the Nolan Batman trilogy.
Usually there are two ends to stories about people who get shot in the face, either they die or they do something unthinkably awesome. This is a story about the latter.