We talk about Bruce Lee a lot on this website, usually for one of two reasons. One, we have a man crush on him and two, we think he’s awesome. For example did you know he once scared Robin shitless in front of Batman.
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Dragonball Evolution was a flaccid, soulless, live-action re-imagining of a beloved Japanese property. It was mauled critically, flopped harder a whale having a seizure and is kind of responsible for reviving the entire Dragon Ball franchise.
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Leslie Nielsen was a comedic juggernaut who appeared in more movies than the MGM lion and was probably just as intimidating to be around. This wasn’t helped by the fact that Nielsen had a peculiar habit of purposely making things awkward by farting.