Life Is Strange is a video game about a painfully hipsterish teenage girl who finds out she has the ability to bend time and therefore, all of reality to her whim. She of course uses this power to generally fuck around. The game was mostly well-received by critics and fans with the notable exception of the dialogue, which kinda sucked. Something a writer explained as being not his fault because teens talk so darn funny these days.
People Actually Complained About Captain America Punching Hitler
This article was recently turned into a video on that YouTube channel we’re never going to stop mentioning. It also contains a bonus section about how to play FIFA, the North Korean way.
If videos aren’t your bag, the original article can be found below.
Apparently Only Totally Boss Peacocks Have Those Kick-Ass Tail Fans
Few animals are as brazenly fabulous as a male peacock. Oddly, despite the large fan of feathers located on the ass of the animal being its most well-known feature, there’s still no scientific consensus about what they actually do. One rather awesome theory though is that they’re a deliberate hindrance males put up with because it advertises how awesome they are to both mates and predators.
Doctor Doom Doesn’t Give a F**k
This article about Doctor Doom and all the crazy shit he’d done was recently turned into a video for our YouTube channel and includes and extra bonus fact about the time my dad adopted a donkey.
If you dislike watching things or donkeys, the original article can be found below.
The First Director of the FBI Abused His Power (In Hilariously Petty Ways)
With the exception of knock off Gamecube memory cards, nothing corrupts faster or more absolutely than power. It’s an aphrodisiac for assholes that has resulted in in more dick-waving and wasted hot air than a sign in a gym asking guys to dry their balls by holding them over a fan. This said, sometimes power corrupts a person so absolutely and so hilariously, you kind of have to respect them for it. For example, just consider all the crazy shit FBI director J. Edgar Hoover did.
