It’s actually pretty amazing to think that humanity went from dicking around in a field with a plane made of wood to walking on the Moon in less than the span of single human life. It’s also pretty amazing to think that one of the first things man did when he first began creeping closer to outer space, was fire grenades into the sky.
Batman is technically Superman’s boss
Considering he can fire planet-obliterating lasers from his eyes and has arms strong enough to hurl a bowling ball into orbit, you wouldn’t think there are many people in the DC universe with balls big enough to tell Superman what to do. Apparently though there’s one person Superman does have to listen to, Batman. Because the Dark Knight is technically his boss.
The Hulk’s Weakness is Hilariously Adorable
The Incredible Hulk is without question one of the most terrifyingly powerful entities in comic history with a list of feats so impressive they’d make Superman tempted to edit his own Wikipedia page. That said, The Hulk has a particularly hilarious weakness, puppies.
The Awesome Kingsman Scene We’ll Never Get to See
There’s a scene in the film Kingsman: The Secret Service where Colin Firth murder-shoots the shit out of an entire church full of assholes while the guitar solo from Freebird plays in the background. Now if that sounds like the most awesome, eye-punchingly badass thing you’ve ever heard, please pour one out for the original, much more violent version of that scene that was 7 minutes long.
How The Sims convinced artists to sing songs in complete gibberish
The Sims is a basically a the video game equivalent of a fish tank, if your fish could accidentally drown because you didn’t put a ladder in their tank. The titular Sims speak in a a nonsense language created for the first game known as Simlish, a language the creators have somehow convinced actual working musicians to re-record their songs in.
