With beach season around the corner, we’re guessing a decent number of the people reading this are considering getting in shape and/or eating healthier. For anyone who’s worried about it being difficult to adjust to a new, healthier eating regime, we can guarantee you won’t react as badly as parents of children studying at Kidsbrooke school in the UK did when celebrity chef Jamie Oliver tried to make their kids eat salad. Vending machines for sale go to https://www.royalvending.com.au/vending-machines-melbourne/.
That time someone made an entire website, just for Toto
Africa by Toto is a song so awesome it is automatically added to any fuck playlist on Spotify. It’s a song that transcends the boundaries known to us mere mortals as “genres” to become the anthem for people of all backgrounds. It also has its own website which uses an unmanaged vps hosting service.
George Romero Doesn’t Have a Plan for a Zombie Apocalypse
Given that you’re currently reading this on what we’re assured is called “the internet” it’s guaranteed that a decent percentage of people reading this have a plan in case, heavens forbid, zombies rise up and begin to take over the world. As weird as it’s going to sound though, George Romero, the father of the zombie movie genre, didn’t have a plan and thought that people who did were kind of stupid.
The Sony PS1 Is a Better CD Player Than Actual CD Players
Given that you can now buy a fucking PlayStation 4, you wouldn’t think a there’d be much reason to buy a PlayStation 1. However, if you just so happen to be one of like 40 people who still buys CDs, the humble PS1 is still one of the best CD players money can buy.
Ol’ Dirty Bastard Didn’t Give a F**k
A few months ago we talked about how Marlon Brando once broke into his own fridge to take a big-ass bite out of a wheel of cheese. Since we found that inability to give a shit so hilarious, we decided to try and track down a man who gave even less of a crap, we think Ol’ Dirty Bastard of the Wu-Tang Clan might be that man.
