At the time of writing this article, Stephen Miller is an unthinkably powerful man with unfettered access to the President of the United States. He’s also a dickhead. Something no better proven than by the story of the time he tried to prove men are better than women by beating some of them in a footrace.
We’re Probably Never Getting a Good Freddie Mercury Biopic
Freddie Mercury was fucking awesome and lived a life that would be genuinely interesting to see adapted to the big screen. Sadly though we’ll likely never get the kind of biopic Mercury deserves because the rest of Queen are worried about it affecting their image.
Jenette Vasquez’s sexuality is none of your god-damn business
Despite only appearing in a single film in the Alien franchise, during her short time on screen Jenette Vasquez manages to tear apart more alien assholes that Captain Kirk did in an entire season of Star Trek. Along with gushing over how impossibly badass she is, fans of the character have argued for years about whether or not she’s gay, something the actress who played her, Jenette Goldstein has long maintained is nobody’s fucking business.
Dolph Lundgren Sent Sylvester Stallone to the Hospital, With One Punch
A lot of film directors would probably say that they suffer for their art, we don’t think any directors suffered as much as Sylvester Stallone did though when on the set of Rocky IV, he asked Dolph Lundgren to hit him for real and Lundgren responded by nearly punching his heart out of his chest.
The 7 year old girl who got Harry Potter published
Thanks to the success of the Harry Potter series JK Rowling is free to spend most of her time dunking on people on Twitter and backhanding poverty in the face through charity work. Weirdly though the only reason Rowling is a multi-super-millionaire today is because some dipshit had the bright ask a child for their opinion on a children’s book.
