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Joseph Stalin’s House Was Tiny so That he Wouldn’t Feel Short

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Few names are as synonymous with evil and generally being a massive dickhead than Joseph Stalin, while he’s not as well known for his crimes against humanity as say, Hitler, he is, as many internet commenters seem oddly keen to point out, responsible for more deaths. So we think it’s only fair we make fun of him for being short. 

Scientists Didn’t Think The Platypus Was A Real Animal At First

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The platypus, AKA, God’s little mistake is one of the only a few mammals on Earth known to lay eggs, however most people find it weird not because it lays eggs, but because it looks like a beaver someone hastily glued a duck bill to. Weirdly enough, when scientists first got their hands on a platypus corpse, they didn’t actually believe it was real precisely for that reason, in fact they almost cut apart the very first stuffed specimen just to prove it.

Richard Attenborough Wasn’t Phased By Explosions, Hurricanes

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Richard Attenborough is (rightly) known for two roles, John Hammond in Jurassic Park and Father frickin’ Christmas in Miracle on 34th Street. Contrary to the doddering, grandfatherly figure he often played in movies, Attenborough was actually pretty badass, as evidenced by the fact he once slept through an actual hurricane. 

Bruce Lee Nearly Made Women Faint, by Flexing

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Long-time readers of this site are probably well aware that the author has a huge man-crush on Bruce Lee and that he’s taken every possible chance given to him to write about him on Factfiend and our sister site, Toptenz. As usual, today’s fact won’t be accompanied by an article, but since it’s about our favourite martial artist, we’ll leave you with a bonus fact. Bruce Lee’s once appeared in a movie where he leaps off of a building because someone calls him gay. Seriously.

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Beavis and Butt-head Were Accused of Causing so Much Crime

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As per usual, Wednesday’s fact is just an image macro without an accompanying article so that our author can run through our archives and make them look all pretty for  you guys. This week’s fact of the day is about how Beavis and Butt-head were accused multiple times of causing violent behaviour in the 90’s, each time in a case where the accused didn’t even have cable and thus had no ability to watch the show in the first place. It’s almost like prosecutors back then were looking for an easy scapegoat to pin the crime on instead of actually doing their jobs, we sure are glad that isn’t a thing any more.