Next to Fang from the Harry Potter series and Marmaduke from Marmaduke, Scooby-Doo is probably the most famous fictional example of a Great Dane. Which is odd because Scooby-Doo himself doesn’t actually embody any of the physical traits that are normally considered desirable in the breed except for probably his ability to speak and walk on two legs.
Frank M. Canton, the Outlaw Sheriff
Back in the time of cowboys and guns that only shot 6 bullets, US Marshals were usually the only thing stopping outlaws and other assorted assholes from ruining things for everyone. Amongst Old West marshals Frank M. Canton is one of the more famous because he spent the first half of his life on the other side of the law without anyone realising it.
That Time a Company Paid a Comedian To Shit All Over Their Product
If you listen to podcasts online you’re probably aware that like, 3 companies pretty much sponsor everyone. Before every podcaster was shilling the hell out of Lootcrate though, a company called Bulldog sponsored a comedian who proceeded to use the money given to shit just all over their product.
Becoming a Knight Meant Being Slapped in the Face
Back during medieveil times being a knight was the shit. You got free land, serfs to tend it and all the buxom wench booty you could handle. But one, lesser known aspect of becoming a knight is that to attain this lofty position, you had to take an iron-plated backhand to the jaw.
Wesley Snipes is Pretty Much Blade
With rumor constantly circulating that Wesley Snipes is in talks with Marvel to reprise his role as Blade, the Marvel anti-hero who punches vampires to dust, we thought it’d be fun to talk about how Snipes is probably the most qualified person alive to play Blade. If only because he basically stayed in character the entire time he was on set for all three movies.
