It’s natural for an actor to feel protective of a character they’ve played for a long time, but it’s important for both actors and fans to realise that sometimes, that shit just won’t fly. Something apparently nobody has told Anthony Daniels, since he seems to believe he’s the only person alive who can play C-3PO.
That Time Britain Applauded a Grown Man Punching a Fictional Character
With the exception of Elmo and his posse, fictional characters created solely to entertain children are usually all kinds of annoying. So it brings us great pleasure to tell you the story of the time in 1994 a British guy punched a guy dressed as one of those character right in the fucking face.
How Arnold Schwarzenegger Turned Bricks Into a Fortune
Without any sort of hyperbole we think its safe to say that Arnold Schwarzenegger was arguably dealt one of the worst hands of any actor in Hollywood right now. Born into a dirt-poor family living in a tiny Austrian village that was still recovering from WW2, Schwarzenegger grew up in a house that didn’t have a fully functioning shitter for a decade. Yet despite this, he went on to become one of the richest, most powerful and most recognised men on the face of the planet, thanks in part, to his ability to hustle like a motherfucker.
Mario’s ex-girlfriend is way better off without him
You have to admit that for a dumpy Italian plumber who walks around wearing crappy red overalls most of the time, Mario has some pretty high standards. As it turns out, Mario’s first girlfriend is actually doing much better than his current one (who remember, is a fucking princess) seemingly just because she no longer had to put up with his shit.
Stoffel the honey badger doesn’t give a f**k
For the first time in our sporadically updated series detailing the adventures of people who were born without a fuck-producing gland in their brain the subject of the article is an animal. Specifically Stoffel, a honey badger who has been called an “ambassador for his species” due to his astonishingly blase attitude and penchant for escaping his enclosure.
