Eminem Didn’t Know That You Can Find Porn Online Until 2009

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Considering that Eminem has spent more time rhyming about sex than most ancient Greek poets, you’d expect that Eminem is well aware of the amount of seedy material you can find online. Apparently though, Eminem had no idea that computers could be used to look at naked ladies until 2009. 

To be clear, Eminem literally didn’t know that the internet contained any porn whatsoever, to the point that when an interviewer casually mentioned it to them, he had to stop them mid conversation to ask them to clarify what they meant.

But we’re getting ahead of ourselves, first we should point out that as you’d expect for a man who’s spent the better part of the last 2 decades making millions of dollars singing about the most intimate and lowest points in his entire life on multi-platinum selling albums, Eminem is a very private individual who doesn’t give many interviews. However, in the interviews Eminem does give he will more often than not drop one or two nuggets or pure fucking gold. Like that time he admitted that one of his favourite books to read is the dictionary and responded to being asked why by rapping a bunch of words that rhyme with the word orange.

Then there was another interview in which Eminem revealed that he once gained so much weight that he was on a first name basis with the people working in McDonald’s near his house and that he’d sometimes drive to Denny’s to eat alone. Which would be one of the saddest things we’d ever heard if it wasn’t for the fact Eminem was a millionaire with big mansion at the time.

By far the best interview Eminem has ever given though came in 2009 when he spoke with Complex and was in the middle of showing the interviewer his vast collection of porn DVDs when it was mentioned that you can totally find porn online for free. At which point, Eminem disbelievingly asked the interviewer to explain what they meant. After explaining to a befuddled Eminem that there is a “YouTube for porn” Eminem told the interviewer that he was very interested in seeing this magical place first-hand because he wanted to see if any of his favourite pornographic actresses were on it.

Just let that soak in for a second, Eminem not only didn’t know you could find porn on the internet, but he was incredulous that you could find some of the porn he already had on DVD, because as we all know, there’s no way to view things online once they’ve been pressed onto a DVD.

But here’s the best part, because of this being mentioned, 20% of an interview with one of the most reclusive and talented hip-hop artists of this generation consists entirely of Eminem excitedly talking about how he can’t wait to see if you can find nostril sex online. Yes that’s a question Eminem actually asked and the world is a better place because of it.