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The Hunter S. Thompson Version of Zen

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Zen is a very hard term to define, mainly because we don’t read Chinese and the guy who delivers our chow mein is called Steve. But our basic understanding of it is that it doesn’t involve slapping people around the head. Unless of course your name is Hunter S. Thompson.

Caligula Knew How to Keep His Senate Fit

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Caligula is a name synonymous with depravity and mindless, wanton acts of violence, we’re not going to defend Caligula because he was a Grade A, 24 carot asshole with a dipshit accessory pack. However, amongst the stories of unthinkable cruelty and torture, there are some nuggets of pure comedy gold. Like all those times Caligula made his senate run alongside him for a joke. 

Statistically, The Red Ranger is the Best Power Ranger

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Arguing about which Power Ranger kicked the most ass was practically a sport in the 90’s, but which we mean, it resulted in tons of arguments and fights that never really solved anything. As it turns out, the original Red Ranger was the best character and there’s math to prove it. 

Al Capone Was Stabbed in Prison Over a Haircut

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Al Capone is one of the most famous gangsters in American history, a title he earned by being a guy you just straight wouldn’t want to dick with unless you enjoyed razor blade enemas. However, the one place Capone’s reputation couldn’t help him was Alcatraz, where he was stabbed in the back over a haircut. 

There’s Only One Copy of the Original Godzilla Roar

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Yes we’re still talking about Godzilla, because the G train doesn’t have brakes. Today we’re here to talk about how there’s only one copy of the original Godzilla roar.