Danny Williams is the kind of man who walked up stairs by punching them and shaved by screaming at a razor, being a super heavy weight boxer with years of experience Williams is quite honestly a terrifyingly, dangerous man. So we’re of course going to tell you about the time he nearly beat someone half to death with his bad hand because if we’re scared of him, you should be too.
The story of the tortoise and the hare is one the few fables that actually teaches you a good message. The messaging being, being a tortoise is radical and hare’s can totally go suck eggs.
At 7ft 9 inches, Angus MacAskill is the tallest true giant to ever live. By true giant we mean he was perfectly proportioned and able to walk around like a normal person, you know, only he could see really far. Now Angus’ height meant that he also had the proportional strength of a man his size, effectively making him the strongest man to have ever lived too.