Before we talk about anything else, yes, the dog who originally played Lassie was male. In fact, every Lassie has been played by a male collie because they have thicker, oddly more feminine coats. The first Lassie of them all was played by a dog called, Pal, and the way he got the gig is just great.
The katana is built with the specific purpose of cutting person’s shit as quickly and thoroughly as possible, ironically, the collective hard on the internet has for these Japanese swords is so large and rigid you could probably use it to cleave a man in two. So why were they the sword of choice for a discerning samurai?
Though November is the time most associated with growing facial fuzz with us ordinary folk, in the US Air Force, March is the month in which men decide to decorate their noses with a cookie duster and oddly, no one really knows why.
Soulcalibur is a game in which you can slap an opponent to death with the blunt end of a katana and it’s well known amongst gamers for its remarkably diverse list of characters. Curiously, all of these characters were designed around their weapon, not the other way around like you’d expect.
Turbans are badass, they’re like the bastard child of a crash helmet and a wizard’s hat, made of silk. As if that wasn’t awesome enough, a hundred years ago, some people used to store kick-ass weaponry on top of and inside them.