With the odd rare exception, most superheroes will try to differentiate themselves from their superhero alter ego when they’re not in costume. Batman pretends to be a lazy playboy, Superman assumes the identity of a clumsy dumbass and the Flash is always late. Yes, the fastest man on Earth throws people off of his scent by simply always being late when he isn’t dressed like a lightning powered dildo.
As we’ve discussed before, people online (and especially on Wikipedia) will argue about fucking anything. As an idea of how inconsequentially small a thing people will willingly dedicate their time to yelling about, just consider that people have spent over a decade arguing about where a fictional character was born.
Australia is home to more things that could fuck you up than the maximum security wing of a prison and the continent is home to everything from birds that could kick a hole in your chest to snakes with a bite that could melt your dick off. Oddly one of Australia’s most dangerous inhabitants is an unassuming looking tree with a stupid name. The Gympie Gympie.
We’re just going to jump straight to the point because this is one of the greatest things we’ve ever written for this site. During the 80’s drunk people used to call Hanna-Barbera studios to ask what the hell Barney Rubble’s job was because they couldn’t figure it out and it was upsetting them.
Considering that the first Iron Man movie effectively launched the most successful series of films in human history, you’d think Marvel would have spent so much time polishing the script it could be seen from fucking orbit. However, according to Jeff Bridges, the whole film was a rushed mess he can’t believe actually ended up being a success.