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Wolverines don’t give a fuck, fight bears

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The wolverine is an animal endemic to North America (amongst other places) known for its powerful, stocky build and complete inability to give even a fraction of what lesser animals know as fucks. Famous for its ferocity and hunting prowess, the creature will quite literally fight anything that crosses its path. 

The protagonist of DOOM can run faster than a car

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The DOOM games take place in a universe where a lone, very angry man regularly stops the forces of Hell from invading Earth through sheer force of will. Despite being, ostensibly, just a guy, the Doom Marine as he is sometimes known possesses a variety of superhuman abilities. Like being able to outrun a fucking car.

There’s a second, less powerful Infinity Gauntlet powered by dancing

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In Marvel comic canon the Infinity Gauntlet is noted as being one of the most powerful weapons in all of existence. Capable of empowering a user with the ability to do “anything”, there is, theoretically, no limit to the gauntlet’s power. The same can’t be said for the weapon’s closest parallel in Marvel canon, the Abundant Glove. 

Gordon Ramsay’s mother made him swear less

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Gordon Ramsay is a man for whom swearing is second nature and during his career the chef has been criticised by everyone from his peers to members of government. However, the only person Ramsay has ever listened to his about this habit is his naturally, his own mother. 

Pokemon Go increased the value of companies, who had nothing to do with Pokemon Go

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Pokemon Go was a bona fide cultural phenomenon that resulted in more hours being spent wandering aimlessly around the woods than a cover shoot for a black metal album. Immediately successful, the game is notable for resulting in an inexplicably spike in the value of companies that weren’t even involved with it’s production.