There arguably hasn’t been a decent Predator movie since Predator 2, meaning we haven’t had a good Predator movie in 25 fucking years. Which is a little odd when you consider studios have been sat on an amazing Predator story for almost a decade.
The Room is, depending on who you ask, a work of film making genius or a cinematic turd that fell into a bowl of glitter after it was released on DVD. Simultaneously heralded as a comedic masterpiece and one of the worst movies ever made, the film is infamous for it nonsensical, virtually unintelligible plot. A fact made all the more impressive when you realise it very almost contained a scene with a flying vampire car.
Crocodiles, or terror-logs as they’re sometimes known, are pretty god-damn scary creatures. Naturally armoured and capable of biting clean through a large fridge if sufficiently pissed off, crocodiles can effortlessly kill even the burliest human with little more than a nip of their giant toothy maw. A fact that makes it all the more hilarious that crocodiles sometimes pant like dogs.
Mr Rogers was arguably one of the nicest men to have ever lived and many who met him were often surprised to learn that his kindly demeanour wasn’t just an act he affected for his TV shows. This, along with being fucking adorable, made him a pain in the ass to interview because he never really talked about himself.
Before the release of Avengers: Infinity War the number one thing Marvel fans wanted to know was who the fuck was going to die. A question that has since been answered, but while it was still being asked Michael Rooker took the opportunity to troll everyone, with Instagram. While it should probably go without saying, expect spoilers from this point on.