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The guitarist so good people thought he was two guitarists

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In the duel and occasionally intersecting spheres of music and shredding the fuck out of a guitar the name Robert Johnson is one treated with equal parts reverence and respect. Widely considered one of the greatest guitar players to have ever lived, Johnson’s prodigious skill with the instrument was such that even seasoned guitarists struggle to comprehend how hard he could shred. 

That time Elvis’ dick almost caused a riot

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To many people the lasting image they have in their mind of Elvis Presley is that of a sweaty overweight man in an immaculately crisp white jumpsuit flopping around on a stage in Vegas. As such it’s easy to forget that as a younger man Elvis was a teenage heartthrob who had such a profound effect on young women that they literally had to film him from the waist up for one show fearing the effect the view of his gyrating penis would have on girls watching at home. 

Spongebob didn’t need to seek out guest stars

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SpongeBob SquarePants is a show that, as a direct result of it’s exceptional quality, has single-handedly made Nickelodeon around several billion dollars. The brainchild of an actual marine biologist called Steve Hillenburg, the show never actually had to seek out any guest stars to appear on it. 

Venom’s origins can be traced back to a dirty suit

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Venom is an Marvel villain and occasional anti-hero defined by his unrelenting fixation on Spider-Man. While the history of each character is intrinsically linked, Venom’s origins can be traced back not to the Wall Crawler, but another Marvel hero known as Iron Fist. 

Seto Kaiba stole his best card

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Within the Yu-Gi-Oh universe Seto Kaiba is a multi-millionaire big-dicked CEO who inexplicably decides to dedicate a ridiculous amount of his time to playing a card game. A card game it should be noted he’s so ruthlessly addicted to, he straight up fucking killed someone to steal their best card.