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The Men Who Assassinated a Nazi With a Suitcase and a Bicycle

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According to military historians and people who study Nazis (Nazi-ologists?), Reinhard Heydrich is arguably one of the biggest dickheads in all of history. Which is why we’re going to take great pleasure in telling you the story of how he was assassinated. 

Raul Julia Appeared in ‘Street Fighter’ Just to Beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme

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Chances are, given the demographics of this website, you know Raul Julia from one of two roles, Gomez in The Addams Family or M. Bison in the Street Fighter movie. For critics the latter role seemed like a poor end to the actor’s career, a sentiment Julia would have scoffed at because Julia didn’t take the role for critics or even fans, he took it for his kids. 

The Most Fearless Lion Tamer Of Them All Was Kind Of A Dick

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If the term “lion taming” doesn’t immediately cause you to think of a granite chested, ball-smashing slab of chiselled man-meat sporting a moustache you could choke a Hydra with, you probably read the wrongs books when you were a child. Though lion tamers enjoy a reputation as fearless badasses today, the first one in recorded history was actually a huge asshole.

The Most Realistic Video Game Probably Came Out in 2004

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With technology forever marching towards a future in which VR, super-HD and blowjob machines are an inevitable eventuality, video games are about this close to being just about realistic enough to replace human contact. But we’ll bet our left nut that even the most advanced, video-card melting video games set to be released over the next decade won’t have shit on the absurd attention to detail found Metal Gear Solid 3. A game from 2004. 

Annie Oakley Wanted to Train Her Own Team of Elite Female Snipers

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Annie Oakley is a name synonymous with the world of trick-shooting. Known as one of the finest shots and in all of history, Oakley commanded a great deal of respect during her lifetime. Weirdly though, when she offered her services to her country, she was turned down. Twice.