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Robin Williams Needed to be Censored in 4 Languages

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Robin Williams’ big break on television came when he was offered the eponymous role of Mork on the ABC show Mork and Mindy, while the show gave Williams a great chance to flex his improvisational muscle, it caused a major headache for the censors who simply couldn’t keep up with the speed at which Williams told jokes.

How Lurch trolled the Addams Family Audience

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Thing T. Thing is the name given to the Addams Family’s pet disembodied hand. A respected and beloved member of the family, Thing has been a constant of the Addams Family since their initial conception in one form or another. He also spent the entirety of the 1960’s TV series randomly changing his appearance and nobody noticed. 

Killer Whales Hunt Blue Whales Using Elbow Drops

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Being apex predators there is literally nothing in the ocean that poses a threat to an orca known more colloquially by its Wu-Tang generator name of The Killer Whale. However, seemingly just to rub this into the the faces of all of the other animals, orca will up and hunt the largest creature on Earth seemingly just because they can.

People used to think Rick Astley was black

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The most iconic image of Rick Astley is that of an awkward, dorky white guy dancing around in an oversized raincoat. Astley looks whiter than a Colgate sandwich in a snowstorm in that video, which is why it’s so hilarious that for years, people assumed he was black. 

The Most Realistic Video Game Probably Came Out in 2004

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With technology forever marching towards a future in which VR, super-HD and blowjob machines are an inevitable eventuality, video games are about this close to being just about realistic enough to replace human contact. But we’ll bet our left nut that even the most advanced, video-card melting video games set to be released over the next decade won’t have shit on the absurd attention to detail found Metal Gear Solid 3. A game from 2004.