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Punching Dogs for Food, the Daniel Dancer Way to Save Money

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Nobody likes spending money, it’s just something we all do to sporadically to continue living and maybe have a new Xbox game. Daniel Dancer though wasn’t just a man who hated spending money, he was so tightfisted he could crush the windpipe of a diamond swan. 

The Tiger That Went Extinct Because Nobody Cared About It

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It’s always sad when an animal goes extinct, unless of course the animal in questions happens to be a rare species of testicle eating vampire bat or something. With that in mind it may sadden you to learn that the Caspian tiger went extinct, in part, because biologists couldn’t be bothered to find out how many of them were actually left. In the 90’s!

Almost Nobody Understood the Matrix, Except Morpheus

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A little known fact about The Matrix is that every member of the cast had to prove to the Wachowskis that they understood the concept of the film before they were allowed to appear in it. Apparently the only person to grasp the film and its nuances on their first try was Laurence Fishburne. 

How a CGI kangaroo saved a shitty crime movie

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Kangaroo Jack is a movie so utterly without merit or value that copies of it spontaneously appeared in Blockbuster stores that went out of business. Rightfully panned by critics harder enough to turn DVD copies into diamond, the film initially began life as a shitty crime movie that someone inexplicably decided to insert a random CGI kangaroo into. 

The Kids Show More Factually Accurate Than the History Channel

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As we’ve covered multiple times on this very website, if you pick up a book every now and again you’ll find that history is littered with all sorts of cool shit. Something the BBC kids sketch show, Horrible Histories based its entire premise on, in the process winning awards and praise for its humor and educational content.