Tigers are fearsome predators that near enough no other creature in the animal kingdom, including man, could ever hope to defeat in one-on-tiger combat. However, the tiger does have an Achilles heel in the form of men’s cologne, which reportedly drives the animal mad.
Even if you don’t give a solitary fibre-infused shit about the sport of soccer, we guarantee that you’ll smirk at, at least one story about Mario Balotelli. A player so well known for his off pitch antics he’s unironically called Super Mario by the press and fans.
The film Tom Yum Goong, often called either The Protector or Warrior King in the west, is a movie in which the man with biggest dick in Thailand punches half of Australia to rescue a improbably fuzzy elephant that was stolen from him. It also contains a fight scene that was so physically taxing for everyone involved that it nearly killed a fucking cameraman.
Widely considered the most fearless animal on Earth, the honey badger is a creature who’s small size and adorable name belies a ferocious, uncontrollable temper. Armed with claws that can puncture a car door and teeth that can crack a concrete walnut, perhaps the honey badger’s greatest asset is its skin.
You’d think, given that they have a top speed comparable to that of a fart in a crowded elevator, sloths would be a prime target for jungle predators. Oddly though, sloths are surprisingly safe from predation, unless that is, they go for a shit.