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Seto Kaiba is based on a real guy

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Seto Kaiba is a fictional dickhead from the Yu-Gi-Oh series best known for his arrogant demeanour, Colgate-white pimp coat and for generally being an a smug turd. He’s also, unbelievably, based on a real guy who was also a smug turd. 

The man who earns millions saying just 5 words

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Few areas of entertainment are as successful at bringing in money as boxing can be when the conditions are just right. One such condition is the inclusion of veteran voice artist and ring announcer, Michael Buffer. A man who can command upwards of a million dollars for saying just five words. 

The samurai who beat people to death with a stick

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During the time of the samurai in 16th century feudal Japan there lived a man so skilled at the art of slicing and dicing a motherfucker that challenging him to a duel was seen by many as a surefire way to have your shit wrecked. In fact, this man, Miyamoto Musashi, was so dangerous that he could effortlessly best the finest swordsmen in Japan, with a stick. 

Kylo Ren’s TIE fighter was changed due to a toy

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It’s long been known that Star Wars exists primarily as a vehicle to sell toys and theme parks tickets. A fact no better proven than by the time the design of Kylo Ren’s personal TIE fighter was changed just so that it matched the toy version. 

Bear Grylls once nearly lost his nipple, to a pizza

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Bear Grylls is a man whose life reads like John McClane’s obituary both in terms of the crazy shit he’s done and how utterly ridiculous it all sounds. For example, consider the time he once nearly seared his nipple off with a pizza.