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Tigers loves men’s cologne

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Tigers are fearsome predators that near enough no other creature in the animal kingdom, including man, could ever hope to defeat in one-on-tiger combat. However, the tiger does have an Achilles heel in the form of men’s cologne, which reportedly drives the animal mad. 

The Soccer Player Who Became a Safety Spokesman (After Burning Down His House)

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Even if you don’t give a solitary fibre-infused shit about the sport of soccer, we guarantee that you’ll smirk at, at least one story about Mario Balotelli. A player so well known for his off pitch antics he’s unironically called Super Mario by the press and fans.

The movie fight scene so long it nearly killed a cameraman

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The film Tom Yum Goong, often called either The Protector or Warrior King in the west, is a movie in which the man with biggest dick in Thailand punches half of Australia to rescue a improbably fuzzy elephant that was stolen from him. It also contains a fight scene that was so physically taxing for everyone involved that it nearly killed a fucking cameraman.

Honey badgers are bullet and lion-proof

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Widely considered the most fearless animal on Earth, the honey badger is a creature who’s small size and adorable name belies a ferocious, uncontrollable temper. Armed with claws that can puncture a car door and teeth that can crack a concrete walnut, perhaps the honey badger’s greatest asset is its skin. 

Sloths risk their life every time they take a dump

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You’d think, given that they have a top speed comparable to that of a fart in a crowded elevator, sloths would be a prime target for jungle predators. Oddly though, sloths are surprisingly safe from predation, unless that is, they go for a shit.