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Gustave, The Bullet-Proof Demon Crocodile of Burundi


You can see a video version of this article below and hear and extra bonus story about a fireman I met called Corporal Ben Dover.

If that’s not your thing, check out the original article after the jump.

The Cast of The Mummy Had Kidnapping Insurance


If you’re one of about 6 people who apparently saw the recent remake of The Mummy and want to wash the taste of a shitty Tom Cruise vehicle out of your mouth, here’s a video about how the cast of the superior 1999 version had kidnapping insurance.

If videos aren’t your thing, you can find the text version after the jump.

Some TV Stations Muted all the Farts in ‘Blazing Saddles’


It’s often said that fart jokes are one of the lowest forms of humor right alongside quoting Family Guy instead of making an original observation and Family Guy. The film Blazing Saddles sought to challenge that stereotype by including the Citizen Kane of fart jokes. Something it turns out many TV stations simply couldn’t deal with.

Henry the 8th’s Corpse Literally Exploded After he Died


This article was recently turned into a video and features footage of me nearly choking to death on a biscuit.

If that’s not your bag, check out the original article below.

Punching Dogs for Food, the Daniel Dancer Way to Save Money


Nobody likes spending money, it’s just something we all do to sporadically to continue living and maybe have a new Xbox game. Daniel Dancer though wasn’t just a man who hated spending money, he was so tightfisted he could crush the windpipe of a diamond swan.