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Call of Duty Players Know How to React to Change Properly

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We’d never take a shot at the people who play Call of Duty because there are no dead horses left to beat in a sentence mentioning the Call of Duty series. However, their fans are pretty insane, or at least the ones who threatened to kill people because of a change no ordinary person would ever notice are.

You Should Probably Ignore The Better Business Bureau

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When it comes to knowing whether or not you can trust a business to not punch your dog when you leave it to be groomed or wipe their junk over your shirt when you leave it to be dry-cleaned, you should probably start by plopping the businesses name in on Google and see what the internet thinks of them.

We Honestly Didn’t Think Japan Could Get Any More Polite

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We all know that Japanese people are like, super-polite, they’re the kind of people who mug each other with hand written notes (they don’t, but wouldn’t that be cool?). This extends into virtually every facet of their life, even the parts of it they spend staring at a tiny screen instead of the giant robots we assume roam their cities at will.

29,000 feet exactly? Nah, Shove Another 2 Feet on There

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It’s reported that 1 in 7 people who try to climb Everest will die, thus making it one the single most dangerous inanimate object in nature since Mike Tyson’s right hand. One of the reasons the mountain is so hard to climb is because it’s simply so tall, Everest could be a 29 thousand foot tall staircase and we can guarantee someone would fall down it and break their brittle, non-sherpa neck.

Before Going to Space Laika Spoke to the World in a Radio Broadcast

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Whenever Laika the dog, AKA, Laika the gravity punching wonder hound, is mentioned it’s often brought up that she was always intended to die, which although true, is very sad. So, to show that Laika also had fun when she was on Earth and make everyone’s day a little more awesome, we wanted to talk about the time Laika went on the radio to say hi.