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Bob Ross, AKA, The Afro Ninja

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Bob Ross was a very private man, so private in fact that when he moved, PBS, the company he was freaking working for, didn’t even realise that he was living almost next door to them.

Dabbawalas, The Indian Workers Who Never Make a Mistake

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It’s often said that “everyone makes mistakes” well we think it’s about time they added “unless you’re a dabbawala” to the end of that phrase because seriously, those guys make everyone else look like chumps. 

The Bugatti Veyron, The Car That Loses Money Every Time It’s Sold

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Simply put, the Bugatti Veyron is one of the most technically impressive cars ever made, sporting over a thousand horse power and capable of reaching speed in excess of 200MPH, the Veyron is an absolute monster of a vehicle. It’s also worth negative dollars to the company that owns it. 

Hummingbirds Are Pretty Much Mini Fighter Planes

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Hummingbirds are tiny feathered ninjas who can fly in more directions than Willy Wonka’s glass elevator and according to Principle Skinner, their tiny tongues are like knives. Also, according to scientists, they’re better at aerial manoeuvring than fighter planes equipped with those suits from Attack on Titan.

Dennis Nedry Was an Everyman Hero in the Jurassic Park Novel

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Dennis Nedry, pictured above being fantastically portrayed by Wayne Knight is easily one of the most unlikeable characters in the entire Jurassic Park movie, which is a shame because if they’d followed the plot laid out by the book, Nedry would have been the character you’d have been rooting for the entire time.