Apple is evil, we all know that. Hell, there’s a Wikipedia page on all the suicides people have committed to escape the conditions at the factory they build iPhones in. That’s some top-tier level evil right there.
Russia Used to Receive 40% of its State Income From Selling Vodka
Vodka is a lot like the country of Russia, it’s almost always better when it’s cold and it’ll make you regret putting your penis into the wrong thing. A joke that was topical at the time we wrote this, so if it isn’t just pretend we said it’s full of bears or something. Also, in 1860, Russia sold so much vodka it made up nearly half of the government’s revenue. Wait, what?
Liam Neeson’s Thoughts on Taken 3 Were Hilarious
Taken 3 is all but confirmed and Liam Neesons is set to reprise his role as Liam Neeson in the third chapter of the cult film. After Taken 2, Neeson was asked about the possibility of another sequel and he wasn’t exactly filled with confidence about it.
The Dirty Talking Automated Santa Fired By Microsoft
People have been thinking of ever more elaborate ways for children to communicate with Santa, because Santa is like wicked busy making iPhones, not because he doesn’t exist, obviously. One of the more hilarious ways this has backfired is the time Microsoft tried to create an automated version of St Nick and it got really weird.
Why Children are Better at Team Work Than us
Children are pretty much useless, not only are their tiny child hands incapable of real work, they’re also pretty stupid. We remember keeping a child entertained for hours by telling them Corn Flakes were an elaborate chicken themed jigsaw puzzle, in short they’re idiots. However, in certain tests they can consistently beat adults.
