According to assholes who take music way too seriously, or “critics” as they prefer to be called, Death Magnetic was a return to form for Metallica, featuring some of their best songs in years. One thing critics did notice though was that the album sounded pretty shitty, quality-wise, unless that is they listened to it via Guitar Hero.
Eggs Without Yolks Are Called “Fart Eggs”
If you think we wrote this entire entry just so we could write the word farts a bunch of times and still say we’re doing our job, you’d be totally correct. But we also wrote it to talk about how weird chicken eggs can be.
The Strongest Man in The World is Probably in Prison
The hotly contested title of “World’s strongest man” is something we’ll probably never know for sure because defining strength is a difficult thing to do. That said, Charles Bronson is probably a contender for the title, even though he’s in his 60’s and also in prison.
King Khosrau II And His Abestos Napkin
Being rich comes with a ton of perks, one of which is the ability to wipe gold plated chicken away from your mouth with a rag made of poison. Well if you were rich, Persian and stupid in around 500-600 AD you could anyway.
Arabian Horses Are Pretty Much the Best
Due to the many tasks horses are required to perform, it’s very difficult to assert that any one breed is “the best” that said, Arabian horses come pretty damn close.
