Remember when Donald Trump said that Senator John McCain wasn’t a hero because he was captured by the Vietnamese and then spent the next day or so shitting out the soles of his shoe from shoving his foot so far into his mouth? Well we sure do and we were so curious that decided to read up on John McCain’s war record and came to the conclusion that if this guy isn’t a hero, he’s at the very least, a stone cold badass.
John D. Rockefeller and his Crippling Habit of Giving Away Dimes
John D. Rockefeller is one of the richest men to have ever lived, he had more money than you could shake a stick at, impressive considering Rockefeller could have hired at least 3o people to do that. Though many stories tell of his wealth and philanthropy, few tell of his habit of giving every person he ever met a dime.
Scientists Get The Coolest Nicknames
Michael E. Brown is probably so smart he could program his TV to call us dicks with nothing but a Nokia 3210 if we tried to make fun of him, so we’re going to just say we think he’s awesome and that we love his nickname. Plutokiller.
The Tennis Player Who Learned With a Frying Pan
There’s a famous video online of the former best tennis player in the entire world, Andy Roddick, hammering the shit out of someone while using a frying pan instead of a racket as part of an experiment to see how much better than average people professional athletes really are. According to the man behind that challenge, lumbering Roddick with a frying pan was the best way he could think of to even the odds in his favour, which make it all the more impressive that there’s a tennis player out there who claims to have learned to play using one. Mansour Bahrami.
The Awesome Way Ronda Rousey Got So Good at Armbars
According to pretty much fucking everyone, Ronda Rousey is, at the time of writing this article, the most dominant MMA fighter in the entire world. In particular Rousey is noted for her scapula-shattering armbar, which she’s used to to crush the dreams and clavicles of 9 of her last 12 opponents. If you’re wondering how Rousey learned to so precisely cause a pin-point fracture in a human collarbone, that may have something to do with the fact her mother used to wake her up using a move that caused one almost every single morning.
