Hey, does anyone remember that episode of The Simpsons in which Springfield is overrun with lizards and Principle Skinner says that they’re going to release thousands of snakes into the town to kill them. Do you also remember thinking how stupid that idea was and that it was too ridiculous to ever happen in real life? Yeah, about that.
Piranhas Bark Like Dogs
If the media made about them is to be believed, piranhas are like tiny swimming blenders that can gnaw off a stray finger or limb in seconds. In reality though, the fish are timid, cowards creatures that bark like those annoying weiner dogs or someone reading this’ ex-girlfriend.
How Taco Bell Trolled McDonald’s Into Giving Away Free Coffee
McDonald’s has pretty much owned the “Being a fat shit at breakfast” demographic for years thanks to their ever popular breakfast menu, or at least they did until everyone else decided that McDonald’s needed to be taken down a peg and started getting in on the breakfast game too and arguably the best potshot taken at McDonald’s came from Taco Bell.
Gold Eye Patches, Yes, They Were a Thing
A fighter pilot has a lot of things to be stressed about, they’re behind the wheel of a million dollar piece of military equipment, they could be shot out of the sky at any moment and aviator sunglasses look less and less cool every single day. On top of this, they also run the risk of being blinded by any number of enemy measures, to counter this they have had a number of ingenious and fabulous ways of preventing such an occurrence over the years. Like gold eye patches.
The Presenters Who’ve Taken the Same Photo For Years
Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly, near universally known to the British public by their honorary Wu-Tang names, Ant and Dec are one of the Britain’s most successful and enduring power couples. Despite this, many people still have trouble telling them apart, to help prevent this, the pair pose the same way in almost every single photo.
