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Chinese Audiences Thought Mulan Looked Too Foreign

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Mulan is a 1998 Disney film loosely based on the story of a near mythical figure from Chinese history known as Hua Mulan. The character is notably one of the few non-white Disney Princesses, which makes it kind of awkward that even though the animators drew Mulan as being Chinese, actual Chinese people thought she looked white.

There’s Probably a Picture of Princess Leia’s Breasts Somewhere

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We’re not going to insult anyone reading this by acting like there are people out there who have no idea who Princess Leia is. She ushered a generation of horny young men and hornier young women into adulthood with her now iconic slave outfit, an outfit it turns out used copious amounts of tape to hold actress Carrie Fisher’s breasts firmly in place.

KFC Once Sued Colonel Sanders (and Lost)

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KFC is the world leader in selling fried chicken pieces served in a bucket, in part thanks to their legendary secret recipie handed down from the Colonel himself. Or that’s what they want you to think because the real Colonel Sander thought that modern KFC taste like shit and KFC tried (and failed) to sue him to get him to stop.

There’s a Two Hour Version of ‘Event Horizon’ We Can Never See

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Event Horizon is considered one of the best, albeit, messed up, sci-fi/horror movies of the 90’s. What few people realise though is that the original cut of the film was way worse. Fortunately, we’re never allowed to see it. Warning, this article contains spoilers, sex, gore and sexy spoilers. 

How The Movie WarGames Annoyed NORAD

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WarGames is science fiction film from the 80’s about hacking and nuclear war that was released in a time when people thought computers were magic and hackers were wizards, a far cry from today when we know that computers are magic. The film famously features a scene set at NORAD, a scene that ended up haunting the people who actually worked at NORAD for years.