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Experts Suck at Finding Sloth Penises

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Despite having the mobility of an elderly woman who’s been on the receiving end of a missile dropkick, sloths are surprisingly adept at surviving in their natural habitat. They’re also notoriously difficult to sex to the point zoos sometimes accidentally buy breeding pairs consisting of two males or two females. Guess which one of those things we’re going to talk about today.

Superman’s Disguise is Actually Amazing

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One of the hardest things to believe about Superman, other than the fact he’s an alien being with infinite, god-like power, is that he’s able to fool the entire world into thinking he’s some random dumbass with nothing more than a pair of glasses. As it so happens, Superman’s disguise is way more elaborate than you think.

Adventure Time Has The Best Way of Picking Guest Stars

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Like many popular shows, Adventure Time frequently features guest stars who are brought in to voice one-off characters. Unlike most shows though, these stars aren’t picked based on how much they’d fit into a given episode, but on how much the crew wants to meet them.

Nobody Knows How to Pronounce JK Rowling’s Name

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You’d think that given how rabid the Harry Potter fanbase is and how many millions of copies of the book have been sold over the years. People would know how to pronounce JK Rowling’s fucking name. Apparently though, many don’t to the point Rowling herself has stopped bothering to correct people on its pronunciation out of sheer frustration.

In Case You Wondered, Yes, Ancient Aliens is Bulls**t

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Ancient Aliens is a show inexplicably put out by the History channel because life is a cruel joke and the people who believe easily debunked Moon landing conspiracy theories have more power than we ever thought possible. Although the show has been universally panned by all credible experts as being total and utter horseshit, you’d never know this if you watched the show itself because they don’t invite those kind of experts to speak.