If we were to ask you to name the fastest human being you’d probably either say Usain Bolt, or depending on much of a dick you feel like being, a person you hate in bed. However, when the subject of human beings who could pass for a descendent of Hermes himself comes up in conversation, people always seem to leave out a historical oddity known only, T8, which after reading this you’ll swear was his Terminator code name.
Only Batman Can Eat the Hottest Chili in the DC Universe
Green Arrow is generally regarded as the finest archer in the entire DC universe, presumably because he’s the only fucker stupid enough to use a bow and arrow in a world where omnipotent aliens with lasers eyes exist. But shooting arrows isn’t his only skill because according to the comics, he can also cook (and eat) the hottest chili in the entire world. And hey, you can make it too, because, well, wouldn’t you like to know what Batman’s favourite food tastes like?
That Time a Shaolin Monk Beat 8 Men Half to Death
Telling the story of Tianyuan would likely take an entire lifetime, not because it’s long, but because you have to be able to do push-ups with your tongue to earn the right the speak his name out loud.
That Time Arnold Schwarzenegger Asked For (And Got) a Free Tank
Arnold Schwarzenegger has earned enough goodwill during his career to basically do whatever the fuck he wants. A fact he once took spectacular advantage of by using his influence and biceps to convince the Austrian government to give him a tank.
The Weird Reason Jewish People Love Borat
Borat is a character known for two things, shock humor and creating a generation of people who think quoting someone funny counts as having a sense of humor. Curiously, one of the groups of people Borat shits on the hardest think he’s fucking hilarious because he’s quite literally speaking their language.
