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Bloodhounds, The OG Pimps of the Smelling World

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If cartoons and pop culture have taught us anything about animals it’s that bloodhounds have a great sense of smell and that cartoon cats suck the fat one at catching cartoon mice. However, few people realise just how amazing a bloodhound’s sense of smell is.

Penn Jillette Almost Had the Most Offensive Car Ever

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Atheists tend to get a bit of a bad rap online, mostly due to the fact a small, but vocal minority of them spend a considerable amount of time being smug, arrogant shitheads on the internet for no apparent reason. Penn Jillette isn’t one of those kinds of atheists, but his car might be.

The Inventor of Television Had a Sense of Humor

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Philo Farnsworth is the brilliant mind behind the invention of television, which in effect means he is directly responsible for Breaking Bad, The Wire and that Adidas Super Bowl ad starring Daft Punk. All things we hope have earned Philo infinite blow-jobs from whichever deity he chose to follow.

The Rapper Who Died Shooting His Gun Sideways

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If you want to be OG (Original gangster) as hell, there’s only one, true way to let people know how without having a laminated card that says so, holding your gun sideways and shooting people with it. Because everyone knows that bullets traveling sideways hurt way more, that’s gangsta physics 101, homie.

Allied Planes Looked Pretty Fabulous on D-Day Thanks to Invasion Paint

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D-Day was a pretty metal day for the Allies, it marked the start of the Hitler ass whupping party and it contained more stories of heroism and badassitude than the extended cut of Lord of the Rings. The planes also looked pretty smart that day because they were all given a snazzy paint-job to stop everyone shooting each other.