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Katharine Hepburn Just Didn’t Give a F**k

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In our continuing series charting celebrities from history who were seemingly born without the gland that produces giveable fucks, today we’re here to talk about Katharine Hepburn. A lady who spent the better part of half a century kicking misogyny square in the dick in a rockin’ set of beige slacks. 

The Reddit Thread That Has Never Stopped Calling Tom Cruise Gay

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Tom Cruise has a weird relationship with the internet, though he enjoys a reputation as one of the nicest people in Hollywood here in the meat world, online he’s widely mocked because of his religion. Because apparently that’s a legitimate reason to hate a guy who saves people’s lives on a daily basis. However, lost amongst the bile directed at Tom Cruise is a genuinely hilarious testament to how the internet will never let anything go. A 26,000 thousand comment thread on Reddit consisting of ever more elaborate ways of calling him gay.

The Weird Eyes of the Pallas’s Cat

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The Pallas’s cat, AKA the cat that looks like it stole the eyes of a God is a wild cat native to Asia, none of which you care about because, seriously, LOOK AT ITS EYES!

The Bumbling Soldier Who Ruined The Day of Like 10 Nazis

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Schadenfreude is a German word used to describe the feeling of glee or pleasure you get at the sight of someone else’s misfortune. It’s a word we’d like you to keep in mind as we tell you about how some heroic dumbass botched the execution of the Nazis sentenced to death at the Nuremberg trials. 

Hardtack, The Cracker So Tough It Was Almost Bulletproof

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Hardtack was a cracker-esque type of food specifically designed to be as hardy as possible. It was primarily created out of necessity for sailors and soldiers to always have something to eat on hand that could survive the rigours of constant movement. It was also almost nigh unbreakable.