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Award Winning Journalist John Oliver Doesn’t Like Being Called a Journalist

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This article now exists on YouTube as a video where you can see my face and mock my sense of style if that’s the kind of thing you’re into. The original article, as usual, can be found below. 

Danny DeVito doesn’t give a f**k

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Danny DeVito is a curious anomaly of the male specimen in that he doesn’t seem to give all that big of a shit about being shorter than everyone in the room. Unlike other short men who’d feel the need to defensive about their lack of inches, DeVito has turned his diminutive stature to his advantage, using it in tendem with his inability to process giveable fucks to score both acting roles and dates throughout his life. 

The Lady Killing Dragon King of Bhutan

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This article was recently transformed using alchemy and Adobe Final Cut Pro into a video. As per usual, the original article can be found below if that’s more your thing.

Most of the badass lines from ‘300’ were actual Spartan quotes

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The film 300 took more creative liberty with the past than that directors cut of Braveheart where Mel Gibson punches out King John wearing a mirrored tuxedo. So then you probably assumed that all the cheesy one liners growled by Gerard Butler during the film were the brainchild of some hack Hollywood writer. As it turns out though they were actually taken directly from real life and in some cases, the version seen in the movie was less badass than the one uttered in real life. 

Hodor, the Ultimate Troll

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This article can now be found as a video, complete with shitty green-screen effects.

If you prefer to read facts rather than absorb them with your face eyes, the original article can be found below.