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Dracula only wears a tuxedo because a guy in the 20’s was a cheap, lazy bastard
Count Dracula is the suavest fictional motherfucker since Oedipus. Synonymous with style, sophistication and getting mad laid, Dracula is near universally portrayed as a tuxedo-clad ladies-man. An image we only have today because one guy was cheap and couldn’t be arsed being subtle.
How a Dog Annoyed the Emperor of Germany
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The Terminator Is Powered by Candy
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The awesome way Prince motivated his staff
Prince was the kind of guy who could pretty much get away with anything just by virtue of being himself. A noted perfectionist, the Purple One famously refused to take no for an answer and had a pretty brilliant way of making sure his entourage learned this.