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The Awesome Idea Blockbuster Never Got Off the Ground

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This article now comes in a shiny new format known as “video”, that you can check out below. Because this is a new, untested and ultimately unreliable technology, for your safety the original, text version can be found after the jump. 

Dracula only wears a tuxedo because a guy in the 20’s was a cheap, lazy bastard

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Count Dracula is the suavest fictional motherfucker since Oedipus. Synonymous with style, sophistication and getting mad laid, Dracula is near universally portrayed as a tuxedo-clad ladies-man. An image we only have today because one guy was cheap and couldn’t be arsed being subtle. 

How a Dog Annoyed the Emperor of Germany

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This article now comes in video form, with a bonus cameo from a small brown dog called Coco. It also comes in its original form after the jump if you prefer words to moving images and static images of a dog to video footage of a dog not giving a fuck.

The Terminator Is Powered by Candy

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This video now comes in video form, with a bonus scene talking about the Terminator’s penis. As per usual, the original article can be found below.

The awesome way Prince motivated his staff

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Prince was the kind of guy who could pretty much get away with anything just by virtue of being himself. A noted perfectionist, the Purple One famously refused to take no for an answer and had a pretty brilliant way of making sure his entourage learned this.