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That time David Bowie was dinged in the eye by a lollipop
David Bowie was, as we’ve explained before, a fucking legend who didn’t give the faintest whiff of a fart of a shadow of a fuck. For example, did you know David Bowie was once twatted right in the eye by a lollipop midway through a concert in Norway in 2004 and responded by laughing it off.
The Murderless Way To Deal With Crows
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The Penguin Sex That Was Too Hot for Publication
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Ryu from ‘Street Fighter’ hates spiders
Ryu is a video game character who shoot balls of pure energy from his fists and can beat a brick wall in unarmed combat. Despite seeming utterly fearlessness, Ryu is known to have a single Achilles heel, spiders. Something he fears to such an extent even Spider-Man makes him uneasy.
