In the first Shrek film the titular ogre effortlessly manhandles like 30 heavily armed knights. So you’d think in a theoretical fighting game, Shrek himself would at the very least be somewhere near the top of the tier list. As it turns out though the real badass of the Shrek universe is Little Red Riding Hood.
That Time a Writer Made Daleks Fly, Just Because
Hailing from the Doctor Who universe, the Daleks are one of the most iconic, memorable and fearsome creatures ever featured in the series. This is despite the fact for many years it was believed they couldn’t even climb a flight of stairs.
That time the people making a Halo game didn’t know who the main character was
There are like 3 characters of note in the Halo series and two thirds of them spend most of the series inside the same suit of armor. So you’d think a company tasked with making a Halo sequel would realise that maybe, just maybe people give a shit about the characters the series has followed for over a decade. If that’s the case, you’re giving 343 Industries way too much credit.
That Time Eminem Got so Fat, The Cashiers at McDonald’s Knew Him By Name
During one of the self-professed lowest moments of his entire career in mid-2006, the usually svelte and wiry Eminem’s weight ballooned to around 230 pounds. During this time the rapper admits that the guys behind the counter at McDonald’s recognised him more than his fans. Which is kinda hilarious, but ultimately, mostly depressing as shit.
The Amazing Instant Fish Tank Toy That Never Took Off
Chances are that almost everyone reading this has, at one point in their life, raised a boring as all hell tank full of sea monkeys or some shit that died precisely 6 days after you stopped giving a crap about them. Well wouldn’t it have been awesome instead of something you couldn’t see, you got a tank full of awesome rainbow colored fish straight from the deepest depths of darkest Africa instead? Well believe it or not, someone actually pitched that exact idea and it never got off the ground.
