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That time people argued about a fictional character’s nationality, for 10 years

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As we’ve discussed before, people online (and especially on Wikipedia) will argue about fucking anything. As an idea of how inconsequentially small a thing people will willingly dedicate their time to yelling about, just consider that people have spent over a decade arguing about where a fictional character was born. 

Gympie Gympie, the butthole destroying stinging tree

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Australia is home to more things that could fuck you up than the maximum security wing of a prison and the continent is home to everything from birds that could kick a hole in your chest to snakes with a bite that could melt your dick off. Oddly one of Australia’s most dangerous inhabitants is an unassuming looking tree with a stupid name. The Gympie Gympie.

People Used to Drunk Dial The Flintstones

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We’re just going to jump straight to the point because this is one of the greatest things we’ve ever written for this site. During the 80’s drunk people used to call Hanna-Barbera studios to ask what the hell Barney Rubble’s job was because they couldn’t figure it out and it was upsetting them.

Iron Man didn’t have a script

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Considering that the first Iron Man movie effectively launched the most successful series of films in human history, you’d think Marvel would have spent so much time polishing the script it could be seen from fucking orbit. However, according to Jeff Bridges, the whole film was a rushed mess he can’t believe actually ended up being a success. 

The Hilarious Reason There Was a Fake Baby in ‘American Sniper’

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There’s a rule in the world of film and television that says “never work with children or animals” because doing so will result in something fucking about 80% of the time. Apparently Clint Eastwood took that statement to heart when making American Sniper because in a scene calling for the protagonist to cradle his newborn child, he inexplicably carries a doll instead.