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The Story of Jeanne de Clisson the Badass Female Pirate

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Jeanne de Clisson was a female pirate who ruled the waves around England and France between 1346 and 1356, though you’ve likely never heard of her, she kicked enough ass to piss off a king and earn a bitchin’ nickname, the Lioness of Brittany. She also commanded a fleet of the most fabulous ships the world will likely ever know.

The Uniform So Bad it Cost the Army Thousands of Potential Recruits

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One of the perks of joining the military is getting to wear the fly-ass, fitted uniform they give you when you join. However, for the brave women who signed up for the WAAC, the uniform they were forced to wear was so bad, it literally caused people to reconsider joining up.

What Nature Shows Don’t Tell You About the Toucan’s Beak

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It’s impossible to not feel happy while looking at a toucan, they own a beak twice the length of their own body that they will sometimes use to adorably eat a single seed, then again, sometimes they also use it to bully and beat the shit out of other birds. 

The Man Who Was Totally Chill With Being the Worst Player in Madden

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Given that we’re a website that has occasionally been linked to on Reddit, we’re fairly used to being told that we suck various amounts of dick by strangers online, which, isn’t pleasant. Which is why our heart goes out to Ethan Albright, an NFL player who, in 2008 found out that he was objectively ranked as the single worst player in that year’s Madden game, or it would if Albright wasn’t so unbelievably god-damn chill about the whole thing. 

Isaac Newton Got Good Grades in School To Annoy a Bully

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Sir Isaac Newton is the entire reason you can read this paragraph without floating off at random thanks to the blood oath he signed with the gravity Gods many years ago in return for him not trying to mate with their women. He’s by far one of the best known, most well respected and baddest ass thinkers of the last few hundred years and we may owe all of his scientific achievements to the kid who used to bully him in school.