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The BBC claims to have TV detecting super-vans

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The BBC is responsible for some of the finest and most critically acclaimed programming ever produced, and that’s great. However, another thing the BBC is responsible for they tend to downplay is an absurd lie about the broadcaster somehow having access to special vans that can tell when you’re watching TV illegally. 

The cast of The Longest Yard thought the set was haunted

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The Longest Yard is a somewhat competent Adam Sandler vehicle released in 2005 to middling, lukewarm reviews. While there’s little to talk about in regards to the film itself, since it’s essentially just a remake of an older, better film, the production is notable for the fact half the cast and crew thought the set was haunted. 

No One Ever Expected Us To Find Fatalities in Mortal Kombat

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Mortal Kombat is one of the single most popular and enduring video game franchises of all time, with over a dozen games and millions of sales that’s a lot of money and uppercuts. One of the reasons the series is famous or rather infamous is the inclusion of “Fatalities”, the ability to murder your defeated opponent as a kind of bloody victory dance. Weird then that the creators never expected anyone to find them.

Diogenes the Cynic didn’t give a fuck

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Continuing with our sporadically updated series singing the praises of people and the occasional animal that possess neither the ability nor inclination to give what is commonly known as “fucks”, today is the turn of Diogenes the Cynic. An ancient Greek philosopher who spent almost his entire life telling everyone he met to suck the majority of his freely hanging dong. 

That Time The Duke of Wellington Did The Carlton Dance

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Since we’re almost positive everyone reading this is aware of who both the Duke of Wellington and Carlton Bank are (the demographic info for this site is amazing) we’re just going to say that the Iron Duke once danced a dance remarkably similar to the Carlton dance when he heard that Napoleon had abdicated.