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Roman Nose and his magical bonnet of invincibility

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Amongst the pantheon of famed Native American warriors, the legendary large-penised hero known as Roman Nose is amongst the best known. Famed for his ferocity in combat and fearlessness in the face of overwhelming odds, Roman Nose attributed his peerless dick-smashing skills to a magical war bonnet given to him by a medicine man. 

The Stupid Easter Eggs Hidden in the Nolan Batman Trilogy Soundtrack

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Scoring a Batman movie is tough because no matter how much effort you put into creating a memorable, unique soundtrack, it’s never going to be as good as the theme from the 60’s era Adam West show. That said, Hans Zimmer sure as shit tried to cram in as many Easter eggs as he could when he scored the Nolan Batman trilogy. 

The Wrestler So Bad They Have to Mute Crowds Booing Him

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Even if you’re not a fan of sweaty man grappling, the inner workings of the WWE are an undeniably rich source of entertainment. From that time the head of the company wrestled God himself to the faux censoring of a t-shirt to sell more merchandise, the WWE an endless well of ridiculous bullshit. Today we’re hear to talk about how the WWE tried (and failed spectacularly) to push a wrestler nobody liked as the next face of the company.

Star Wars Prequel Trilogy merchandise is literally worthless

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For many years now the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy has been on the receiving end of the kind of targeted incoherent man-baby tantrums normally reserved for things like videos games with black people in them or women expressing an opinion online. As such it’s easy to forget that at one point people were banking on the films not only being a massive success, but so culturally significant that any and all related merchandise to it would be worth a fortune decades later. Something that didn’t exactly work out as planned. 

That time they rebuilt an entire set just to shoot an actor some more

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Perhaps no character in fiction dies quite as hard as Mr Kinney in RoboCop does. A guy, who for anyone who doesn’t remember get shot like 80,000 times in the chest, dick and face by a bipedal robot with gun-hands. A death it would later emerge, wasn’t anywhere near gory enough for director Paul Verhoeven who called the actor playing Kinney back just to shoot him again.