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How Yondu trolled Marvel fans

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Before the release of Avengers: Infinity War the number one thing Marvel fans wanted to know was who the fuck was going to die. A question that has since been answered, but while it was still being asked Michael Rooker took the opportunity to troll everyone, with Instagram. While it should probably go without saying, expect spoilers from this point on.

The Awesome Way the Pebble Toad Avoids Being Eaten

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The pebble toad, which sometimes goes by it’s much harder to pronounce Latin name of, Oreophrynella nigra, is a small species of amphibian native to Venezuela that has evolved one of the most kick-ass defence mechanisms in the animal kingdom. Turning into a ball and peacing the fuck out.

The Side of MacReady We Never Got to See

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R.J. MacReady from the movie The Thing, is the kind of movie hero you could go for a beer with, as long as that beer was followed by 19 more beers and a couple of shots. Something we say because in the first draft of the film’s script, he was supposed to be an abusive, alcoholic asshole. 

That One Time Elvis Flew Across the Country, to Try a Sandwich

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Elvis Presley is primarily known for two things, being such a popular singer that his first single was played on repeat for 2 hours straight and being a lard-ass of legendary proportions. Arguably the most famous example of the latter is the time Elvis flew across the country to eat like 20 sandwiches. 

The Hilarious Reason Fonzie Always Rode His Motorcycle in Happy Days

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Few pieces of fictional clothing, save for perhaps the legendary sweater of fuzziness donned by Mister Rogers, are as iconic as Fonzie’s bitchin’ leather jacket. A jacket it turns out Fonzie was only allowed to wear because the producers of Happy Days hustled like a bunch of motherfuckers.