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Hummingbirds Are Pretty Much Mini Fighter Planes

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Hummingbirds are tiny feathered ninjas who can fly in more directions than Willy Wonka’s glass elevator and according to Principle Skinner, their tiny tongues are like knives. Also, according to scientists, they’re better at aerial manoeuvring than fighter planes equipped with those suits from Attack on Titan.

Liu Kang Was Originally Supposed to be Bald

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With the exception of Scorpion and Sub-Zero who get an automatic pass because they’re ninjas, Liu Kang is the one of the most recognisable characters from the Mortal Kombat series, thanks in part to the epic mullet, headband combo he sports in each game. Originally though, Liu Kang was supposed to be totally bald. 

Dennis Nedry Was an Everyman Hero in the Jurassic Park Novel

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Dennis Nedry, pictured above being fantastically portrayed by Wayne Knight is easily one of the most unlikeable characters in the entire Jurassic Park movie, which is a shame because if they’d followed the plot laid out by the book, Nedry would have been the character you’d have been rooting for the entire time. 

Hitler Used to Play Pranks as a Kid

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Adolf Hitler is a lot like a YouTube commenter in that the mere mention of his name conjures up the image of an angry man screaming racial slurs at the top of his voice. We often don’t think of Hitler as a young man, or heavens forbid, a child, because when we do, we find out weird things about the man, like his penchant for pranks.

The Hunter S. Thompson Version of Zen

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Zen is a very hard term to define, mainly because we don’t read Chinese and the guy who delivers our chow mein is called Steve. But our basic understanding of it is that it doesn’t involve slapping people around the head. Unless of course your name is Hunter S. Thompson.