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Nobody in the Marvel Universe can beat Thing

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Benjamin Grimm, better known by the oddly dehumanising mononym of Thing, is a Marvel character best known for his literal stony facade and his ability to survive howitzer rounds to the dick. Although Thing isn’t necessarily the strongest character in Marvel canon, he is recognised as one of the hardest to beat in a one-on-one fight. 

Khutulun, the wrestling princess/horse-lord

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It has been well established in fiction by studios like Disney that if there’s one thing princesses love, it’s pretty horses. While you’d assume that this was an exaggeration or even invention of Hollywood, if the warrior princess Khutulun is anything to go by, it’s pretty damn accurate. 

The Doctor Who Told Everyone Cellos Were Bad for Your Nuts

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We’re just going to jump straight into this one, because we honestly can’t believe we get a chance to use the words “cello scrotum” in a sentence and still market this as an educational website. 

That time a gambler tipped someone their mortgage

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In the world of gambling Kerry Packer is a veritable legend, an eccentric and flamboyant personality Packer thought nothing of gambling away literally millions of dollars on a single bet. Something that earned Packer the not unimpressive moniker of greatest gambler in history. 

The Doof Warrior’s guitar was real because nobody wanted to piss off George Miller

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Coma the Doof Warrior is one of the most memorable aspects of Mad Max: Fury Road and it’s not hard that hard to see why. He looks like a member of Slipknot with Ghost Rider’s powers and spends all 10 minutes of his screen time shredding the shit out of a flame-spitting guitar. A guitar as it turns out, actually worked in real life, largely because nobody had the balls to tell George Miller a flame-thrower/guitar hybrid was unfeasible