Micheal Jackson is often referred to as the king of pop as a nod to the amount of dick he crushed under the weight of his album sales, as it turns out, the name was more descriptive than most people realise given Jackson was technically a real King.
Tigers loves men’s cologne
Tigers are fearsome predators that near enough no other creature in the animal kingdom, including man, could ever hope to defeat in one-on-tiger combat. However, the tiger does have an Achilles heel in the form of men’s cologne, which reportedly drives the animal mad.
The Soccer Player Who Became a Safety Spokesman (After Burning Down His House)
Even if you don’t give a solitary fibre-infused shit about the sport of soccer, we guarantee that you’ll smirk at, at least one story about Mario Balotelli. A player so well known for his off pitch antics he’s unironically called Super Mario by the press and fans.
Honey badgers are bullet and lion-proof
Widely considered the most fearless animal on Earth, the honey badger is a creature who’s small size and adorable name belies a ferocious, uncontrollable temper. Armed with claws that can puncture a car door and teeth that can crack a concrete walnut, perhaps the honey badger’s greatest asset is its skin.
Sloths risk their life every time they take a dump
You’d think, given that they have a top speed comparable to that of a fart in a crowded elevator, sloths would be a prime target for jungle predators. Oddly though, sloths are surprisingly safe from predation, unless that is, they go for a shit.
