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Edward VII Changed Fashion Because He Was Too Fat

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It’s not very often someone changes fashion forever, it’s even rarer that they do so just because they’re a fat sack of shit. Which is exactly what King Edward VII did with the waistcoat.

Santa’s Reindeer Are Way More Metal Than You Ever Realised

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When it comes to Santa’s reindeer, Rudolph is the one everyone cares about, even though he wasn’t even one of the original 8! We’re here to correct that and tell you that two of Santa’s magic reindeer used to be known as “Thunder” and “Lightning”. Which you’ll notice is infinitely cooler than Rudolph.

Oliver Cromwell Used To Arrest People For Celebrating Christmas Day

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Oliver Cromwell hated so many things that brought people joy, scientists still aren’t sure if he was an internet troll who stumbled across a time machine and used his superior technology to be nothing but a colossal asshole. Amongst the huge list of things he outlawed, Christmas is the most infamous.

Nero Was So Such A Bad Singer The Audience Would Pretend To Be Dead

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Bad singers are a dime a dozen, however, terrible singers are something special. Anyone can butcher American Pie, but it takes a special kind of person to actively make people want to punch their own ears into dust, Emperor Nero was that kind of person.

People Made Fun Of The First Guy To Wear a Hockey Mask

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Now while hockey purists and assholes we guess, will gleefully point out that Jacques Plante wasn’t the first person to ever wear a hockey mask while playing in the NHL, Plante was the first person to wear one through choice on a permanent basis. And you better believe that people made fun of him for it.